1. Let's add you and me, minus our clothes, divide our legs and multiply

2. There are 265 bones in your body - would you like another?

3.What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

4.You must be a parking ticket cause you've got 'fine' written all over you

5. You look like my next girlfriend

6. Have you got mirrors in your pants ? - cause I can see myself in them tonight

7. Nice dress - can I talk you out of it?

8. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

9. I forgot your name so can I just call you mine?

Not The Best Pickup Lines