You know your getting old when...

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
6. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
7. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
8. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.