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Hints Hint #1: Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. Hint #2: If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Hint #3: Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Hint #4: Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink. Hint #5: High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Hint #6: A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. |
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