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How To Keep
A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.
Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let
one of you go."
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.
4. In the memo field of all your cheques, write
"for sexual favors".
5. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after
they answer.
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Go to a poetry recital and ask
why the poems don't rhyme.
8. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!",
"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" |