I spied an old farmer..

I spied an old farmer, sitting on a hay rick, He was waving his fist at some people sitting on walls. They were teaching their children, to play with their.. ..Bows and arrows ..and weapons of war, When along came a young lady, she looked like a.. ..Very nice young lady, she walked like a duck, She said she invented, a new way to.. ..Educate young children, to read and to write, while down in the cow sheds, they were shoveling the.. ..Contents of the cow shed, from the back to the front, While the milk maids were counting the hairs on their... ..Cows backs, some were nine inches long, And if you think this songs dirty, your jolly well wrong!