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Pulp Fiction Jedi Mind Trick

TOP 10 Things We Wanted To hear Samuel L. Jackson, `Jedi Master Mace Windu,` say
in the Star Wars Prequel.

10. You don`t need to see my goddamn identification, `cause these ain`t the motherfuckin` droids you`re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I`ll never know, `cause even if it did, I wouldn`t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father`s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin` stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain`t home then I don`t know what the fuck we`re gonna do. I ain`t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. That ain`t no planet I`ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce or What?

4. You sendin` the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that`s all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror`s got a hair problem. What`s the brother gonna do? He`s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it`s the one that says, `Bad Mother Fucker.`

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