Not The Best Pickup Lines

Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted?

No, really, I read Playboy for the articles.

My most painful memory? Hmmm... That would have to be when those three guys cornered me in the showers in prison.

I'm not free Sunday. I'm going to help OJ look for the real killer.

Now I'm just speaking hypothetically here, but let's say you were at some guy's house, opened the refrigerator, and saw a human head. Would you call the cops?