Not The Best Pickup Lines

No, really, I read Playboy for the articles.

Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted?

My most painful memory? Hmmm... That would have to be when those three guys cornered me in the showers in prison.

I'm not free Sunday. I'm going to help OJ look for the real killer.

Now I'm just speaking hypothetically here, but let's say you were at some guy's house, opened the refrigerator, and saw a human head. Would you call the cops?

Cheesy Chat Ups

1. Let's add you and me, minus our clothes, divide our legs and multiply

2. There are 265 bones in your body - would you like another?

3.What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

4.You must be a parking ticket cause you've got 'fine' written all over you

5. You look like my next girlfriend

6. Have you got mirrors in your pants ? - cause I can see myself in them tonight

7. Nice dress - can I talk you out of it?

8. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

9. I forgot your name so can I just call you mine?