I can remember the days when…

• A hard disk was more likely to be a medical problem.
• Desktop Publishing was a book about furniture.
• Software for Windows was chamois leather.
• The only business graphics were those on the wall of the staff toilet.
• The only Optical Storage Device you could buy was a case for your glasses.
• Artificial Intelligence was pretending to be clever.
• The only things that needed debugging were the beds in a cheap hotel.
• A drop down menu was one you accidentally knocked off the table in a restaurant.
• A multi-sync monitor was the pupil in charge of the washroom.
• The only time you got an Ink Jet was when you bought a faulty fountain pen.