Possible consequences of legalising Pot

• A sudden drop in weekend breaks to Amsterdam.
• A whole new area for Gardners’ Question Time.
• Mr Kipling makes ‘exceedingly good’ Hash Brownies.
• Yet another designated area in pubs.
• Even more surreal tobacco advertising.
• Dope dealers reduced to selling cigarettes to the under 16's.
• Snooker finding new sponsors who want to put the pot into Pot Black.
• Bill Clinton can admit to inhaling.
• Tubular bells become national anthem.
• Pot smoking immediately becomes extremely naff.