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Only in the United States

Only in the United States...do they have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense.

Only in the United States...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in the United States...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in the United States...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in the United States...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries,.....and a diet coke.

Only in the United States...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in the United States...do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in the United States...do they use the word `politics` to describe the process so well: `Poli` in Latin meaning `many` and `tics` meaning `bloodsucking creatures`.

Only in the United States...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.